- Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
- Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Khuda karay meray arz e pak pay utray,
woh fasl e gul jissay andaisha e zawal na ho.
Khuda karay kay meri qaum kay har ik fard kay liyay,
hayat jurm naho, zindagi wabal na ho.
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