Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
For every student with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far, so good!'
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Source: Bryan Wilkinson
