What animals may think about humans?

"In the Animal Kingdom everyone is good at something. This is how each species survives. The Grizzly Bear is very strong. The Leopard is very fast. The Porcupine has excellent protection. The Human, my friends, let me be frank, is rather lacking. A strange looking creature with bits of hair stuck in odd places, Humans are a gangly primate whose appearance is much like that of a large plucked chimpanzee."

-An article by Shabir Ahmad Mir in Greater Kashmir